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  grip pull, grip pull....my arm was begin to atche very much and then, just when I think nothing can happen, there was a rumblings... and...another rumblings....and....a bigger rumblings, then....liquid explosion!! Great success!

  4. GYPSYCATCHER

  I was also at this time work evenings as a gypsyc atcher - part because of money, part because they h a d touch my horse in a bad way, but mostly because it 81 very funtime!

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  • SECTOR - EMPLOYMENTS IN INDUSTRY TELEVISKI

  My experiences of working with high technologies of computer and icemakings helped make me ideal candidate for working in Kazakhstan's brand new industry of television when it emerge in year 1998. Since this day of 1998, I have been work continuous as reporter for Kazakhstan Television* and have been travel all around the worlds.

  Launch of Kazakhstan Televiski - 1998.1 was very honour to be assistant to newsreader, J onny The Monkey

  'exception year 2001, when there no television in Kazakhstan due to mal-function of nation's camera

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  • SEXY DROWNWATCH

  Since return from make documentary in US and A, I have been star in new Kazakh programme dramatical, nam e "Sexy

  Drownwatch". I am play character of beach law enforcement officer, who keeps peoples

  safe from dangers of criminal, terrorist and homosexual.

  Here I am keep the beach safe for childrens to play without danger.

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  • IN MY COUNTRY THERE IS PROBLEM (THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL)

  I also recent sang "Throw The Jew Down The Well" on children's televiski programme, 'Children's Funtime' when I was invite on as r acist guest of the week . Here is the words - you can teaching your childrens too!

  Verse 1

  In my country there is problem And that problem is transport

  It take very very long Because Kazakhstan is big

  Chorus 1

  Throw the transport down the well So my country can be free Please make travel easy Then we have big party

  Verse 2

  In my country there is problem And that problem is disease People are very ill And many people they die

  Chorus 2

  Throw the illness down the well So my country can be healthy Please give us good luck Then we have big party

  Harmonica 8 bar

  verse 3

  In my country there is problem And that problem is the Jew They take everybody's money

  You never see it again

  Verse 4

  If you see one of them coming You must be careful of his teeth You must grab him by the tail And I tell you what to do

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  Chorus 3

  Throw the Jew down the well So my country can be free Grab him by his horns Then we have a big party

  Verse 5

  The Jew control all politics And he spread disease like rats I wish these people never come Let's put them in the ground

  Chorus 4

  Throw the Jew down the well So my country can be free Grab him by his horns Then we have a big party Altogether now [repeat]

  Chorus 5

  Throw the Jew down the well So my country can be free Grab him by his horns Then we have a big party Altogether now [repeat]

  (words/music K. Butchek and B. Sagdiyev)

  XOBBMA . Hobbies

  In additions to work as reporter televiski, I also am enjoy do many

  many hobbies-Why not!? I like! Here is a fe w s of my favourites hobbjes.

  FREDDY MERCURY

  LOOK ING-ALIKE CONTEST

  Each year, I am very much look forward to Aimatj's 'Who Is looking Most Like Freddy Mercury?' competition.

  I am a huge fanny of ladies'man Freddy Mercury and it great shame that he die in that car crash.

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  P I NG PONG

  PING PONG is most popularsport in all KAZAKHSTAN 5 best player in my village!

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  In Kazakhstan, aduli special sports p a n t i e s like these for play ping pong. Childrensp'ay totally nude.

  Everyone still talk about the game I play one time against Korki Biletbayev in 1997: It very, very excite match - over 14 peoples was gather around the table - and then the game begin: First he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, but he do not manage hit the ball back to me! The score 1 — 0 Borat!

  Then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ba " to m ©. then I hit the ball to him. . . he nearly miss it. . . but manage to hit the ball back to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he

  hit the ball to me and then I miss the ball. Score 1 -1. Then He hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him....he nearly

  miss it...but manage to hit the ball back to me, then I hit

  the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me and then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, he hit the ball to me, I hit the ball to him, he miss the ball. Score is now 2-1. Then he hit the ball to me, I hit the ball to

  him, he hit the ball to me, he almost

  miss the ball, but he manage to hit it to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I miss the ball.

  The score is now 2 POINTS FOR BORAT and also 2 points for KORKI BILATBAYEV. Then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then h e hit the ball to me, no that a mistake, it was in fact me who hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I miss the ball. This very bad news! The score is now 2 points for Borat, but 3 points for Korki Bilatbayev! Now it his turn for make service - he hit the ball to me, I hit the ball to him, he hjt the ball to me, I hit the ball to him, he almost miss the ball, but do not and hit the ball to me, then

  I hit the ball to him and he miss the ball. Great success!

  The score is NOW 3 POINTS TO BORAT AND ALSO 3 POINTS TO KORKI BILATBAYEV. THEN HE HIT THE BALL TO ME, THEN I HIT THE BALL TO HIM, THEN HE HIT THE BALL TO ME, THEN I HIT THE BALL

  TO HIM, THEN HE HIT

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  THE BALL TO Me and I miss the ball! This bad news because once more he is infront as the score is now 3 points to Borat, but 4 points to Korki Bilatbayev. Then again he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he almost miss the ball, but do not, then I hit the ball to him and this time he do miss the ball! Great success

  once more! The scores is now 4 point for Borat and also 4 point for Korki Bilatbayev. Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he miss the ball. Can you believing this!? I am once more in the front! The scores is now Borat

  5 points, Korki Bilatbayev 4 points! Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, the I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me - I almost misses it, but I do not misses it, but instead I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I miss the ball. The scores is now Borat 5 points and Korki Bilatbayev also 5 points. It now turn of Borat for service of the ball. I hit the ball to him, he hit the ball to me, I hit the ball to him, he hit the ball to me, I hit the ball to him, he hit the ball to me, I hit the ball to him, he miss the ball. Great success! This mean that I win this point and the scores is now Borat 6 points, Korki Bilatbayev 5 points! Then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, I almost misses the ball, but manage to hit it to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he misses the

  ball!!! Great success!! The scores is now Borat 7 points, Korki 5 points, which means I has a lead of 2 points! Then I hit the ball to him, he hits the ball to me, I hit the ball to hi
m, he hits the ball to me, I hits the ball to him, he hits the ball to me, I hits the ball to him, he hits the ball to me, I misses the ball. The scores is now Borat 7 points, Korki Bilatbayev 6 points. Then I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he almost misses the ball, but he do not miss the ball but instead hits the ball to me, I almost misses the ball but I do not, instead I hits the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hits the ball to him then he hits the ball to me, then I misses the ball. This very bad news because from earlier being leader, now I am no longer leader because the scores is Borat 7 points, Korki Bilatbayev also 7 points. Then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I

  hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I miss the ball. This very unpleased to me because it mean that now the scores is Borat 7 points and Korki Bilatbayev 8 points. It now turn of Korki Bilatbayev to do a serve the ball. He hit the ball to me - immediate I almost misses the ball!! But I do not and instead I hit the ball to

  him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he almost misses the ball but instead he hits the ball to me, then I miss the ball! I cannot believing this - previous I was leadings by margin 2 point, but now instead I am losing by deficit of 2 points because the scores is now Borat 7 points and Korki Bilatbayev 9 points! Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he miss the ball! This good because now the scores is B ° rat 8 points and Korki Bilatbayev 9 points meaning that deficit now reduce to one points. Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I miss the ball. This very disappoint to me because

  deficit once more 2 points because the score is now Borat 8 points and Korki Bilatbayev 10 points. Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he almost miss the ball, but do not and instead he hit the ball to me, then I h rt the ball to him, then again he almost miss the ball, but instead he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he miss the ball and I have score a point! The scores is now Borat 9 points and Korki Bilatbayev 10 points. Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hits ,ne

  ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I almost miss the ball but instead I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me and

  I miss the ball! Can you again believings this how is it possible!? Once more deficit in scores is expand to two points because

  the scores is now BORAT 9 POINTS AND KORKI BILATBAYEV 11 POINTS. It now once again turn

  of Borat to do a service so I take the ball and I hit the ball to him, than he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hits

  the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he misses the ball!! Once again I have reduce trailings to one point and the scores

  is Borat 10 points and Korki Bilatbayev 11 points! Then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him,

  then he hit the ball to me, then I almost miss the ball but I do not, then I hit the ball to him, he almost misses the

  ball, but he do not and instead he hits the ball to me and I miss the ball. I cannot believe that once more it is possible for this to

  happening but it actual have and deficit have again become 2 points! Scores now is Borat 10 points and Korki Bilatbayev l2

  points. Then I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the

  ball to him and - great success - he misses the ball. I have win a point and the scores is now Borat 11 points and Korki

  Bilatbayev 12 points. Then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he try hit the ball to me,

  but he miss the ball!!! WaWAWEEWA! I now evenstevens! Scores now is Borat 12 points and Korki Bilatbayev also 12

  points! Then I hits the ball to him, then he hits the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he almost miss the ball but do not and instead he hit the ball to me, then I miss the ball. This mean from previous being

  happy that I was level point score to him, now I not so happy as once again he is in a lead because the scores is now Borat 12 points and Korki Bilatbayev 13 points. It now turn once again of Korki Bilatbayev to do the service. He hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he miss the ball! Great success -1 have eradicate once more the deficit in score and the scores is now Borat 13 points and Korki Bilatbayev also 13 point. Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him and then he hit the ball to me and I miss the ball! Once

  again I am no longer on equal points to him but instead has one point less since the scores is now Borat 13 points and Korki Bilatbayev 14 points! This not the only bad news because the ball have also run across the floor and become lost under a pile of wood that is in corner of the room. Eventually it is found, but it have a small dents in it which is remove by place the ball in a bowl of water that is hot, but not boiling. Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the bail to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he miss the ball! This very please to me, since now this mean the score is now Borat 14 points and Korki Bilatbayev also 14 points! Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me,

  then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then he almost miss the ball, but do not and instead he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then - can you believing this? I miss the ball one more times!! The scores is now Borat 14 points and Korki Bilatbayev 15 points! Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me. then I hit me ball to him - he almost miss the ball but do not and instead he hit the ball to me and then it is me who miss the ball which disaster since it meaning the scores is now Borat 14 points and Korki Bilatbayev 16 points! I has now again a deficit of points of two points! It now once more turn of Borat to do a service, so I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then he almost miss the ball, but do not and instead he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him and he miss the ball! Great success! Consequence of this is that deficit reduce to one points and the scores is Borat 15 points and Korki Bilatbayev 16 points Then I hit the ball to him then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the

  ball to me. then I almost misses the ball, but I do not and instead I hit the ball to RI ITI , then he almost miss the ball but do not and instead he hi
t the ball to me and the n I miss the ball. Once more I am in arrears of score of him by margin two points since the score is now Borat 15 points and Korki Bilatbayev 17 points. Then I hit the ba II to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him then he miss the ball!! The point is won by Borat!! Deficit have been reduction to one point again and the scores is Borat 16 points and Korki Bilatbayev 17 points! Then I hit the ball to him and immediate once more he miss the ball!! It true! He do not hit the ball and I have win another point which mean we is again evenstevens and the scores is Borat 17 points and Korki Bilatbayev 1 7 pOlluS!! Then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the bail to me, then he almost miss the ball, but do not and instead he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him. then he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him, then he almost miss the ball but do not and instead he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him and this time he do miss the ball! I am now in lead of the game by margin of one point! I so excite! The scores is now Borat 18 points and Korki Bilatbayev 17 points! It once again turn of Korki Bilatbayev to do a service so he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I miss the ball! I cannot believe this! From previous being one point in lead I have lose a point which means we is level points since the score is now Borat 18 points and Korki Bilatbayev also 18 points. Then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he miss the ball!! It true - once again he have miss the the ball with result I win the point and the scores is now Boral 19 points and Korki Bilatbayev 18 points. Then he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, Then he almost miss the ball, but do not and instead he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him, then he hit the ball to me, then I hit the ball to him. then he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him, then he almost miss the ball but do not and instead he hit the ball to me. then I hit the ball to him and he miss the ball! Wawaweewa! I have win another points with result that I now need only win one further point to have secyf^victory of entire game. What wilj happen next? He hit the ball to me, ther) 1 1